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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Signage


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps



AND JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK THAT HARD, HERE'S WHAT THE SIGN SAYS:

Due to the fresquency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunter, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him in case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.





D, AKA Lets, Advising at keen as The Webster, Read my other blog, http://the-peoples-patriot.blogspot.com/ and or http://the-webster.blogspot.com/