1st U.S. Flight to Vietnam Makes History (30 yrs.)

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - For the first time since the war ended nearly 30 years ago, a U.S. passenger jet landed in Vietnam on Friday.

United Airlines Flight 869 took off from San Francisco on Thursday and arrived in Ho Chi Minh City, formerly Saigon, at shortly after 10:00 p.m. local time Friday.

It was first U.S. commercial plane to touch down at Tan Son Nhat International Airport since the wartime capital of South Vietnam fell to the communists in 1975.

VIPs emerging from the blue and white plane were greeted by Vietnamese women wearing traditional white tunics or ao dais, and holding lotus blossoms and silk lanterns.

Very mixed feeling, not sure what all my feeling are about. But I do remember this, Goverments make war, not people. People make life.


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Daddy, How was I born?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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Cyrus asks: Daddy, how was I born?
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>DAD SAYS:
>
>Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see
>your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a
>date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
>secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As
>soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
>a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
>later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
>
>You've Got Male!



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Poor Santa

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to "Elves,"
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.

And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.

And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's war-like or non-pacific.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passé;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.

His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.

So here is that gift, its price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth." '


We are not alone.....May the Force be with you.....Have a nice day!




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Remember Peral Harbor, well this Dec. 7 we shoot ourselfs

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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United States Marine Corps

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BEIJING (AP) China's biggest computer maker Lenovo Group announces it has acquired IBM Corp.'s PC business.
What was, to China, a competator, then a supplier of jobs, is now theirs and we did it to ourselfs. With bad business and goverment dealings. Remember the IBM PC.



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The Eye Exam

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
He has to take an eye sight test.

The optician shows him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'.

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."



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This will touch your heart, read this and let it

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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I received this from a friend who had a choice to make.



It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your

turn to choose.



The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her 5 year old

daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.



Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used

the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.



Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the

next morning and said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was

embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again

when she opened the box and found it was empty.



She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young

lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be

something inside the package?"



She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I

blew kisses into it until it was full."



The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms

around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her

thoughtless

anger.



An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and

it is told that the mother kept that gold box by her bed for all the

years

of her life. Whenever she was discouraged or faced difficult

problems she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and

remember

the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a

Golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our

children,

family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone

could hold.



You now have two choices:

1. Pass this on to your friends, or

2. Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart.



As you can see, I took choice No. 1. Friends are like angels who

lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to

fly.



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Want to hear the old RADIO shows like, The shasow, Phil Harris, Jimmy Durante, over the Internet? And how to find more stations?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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Here's what the go, http://www.live365.com/stations/10164 for the Golden Ago of Radio recorded shows.

Oh! and they've got Glen Miller and many others. If you start liking listening to radio over the net there's a way to find other stations, http://www.radio-locator.com

Marry Christmas, enjoy.



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Another WW II Vet is gone, the "K ration" man

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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United States Marine Corps

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ANCEL KEYS, age 100,
who invented the K ration diet, used by soldiers in WWII,
died November 20 in Minneapolis. Asked in 1941 to help
develop an Army ration that soldiers could carry in combat,
he purchased supplies such as hard biscuits, dry sausage and
chocolate bars, at a Minneapolis market.
When the Army mass produced the packages, he was surprised
to see them marked with the letter K, for Keys.
The K ration was born.
And although it was born in and for WW II, the C rations, I eat in the mid 60's weren't much better. I never eat anything other than C ration while I was in the Corps (63-67), although the newest rations are much bettre I understand. Just add hot water. And now they are called MRE's. Meals Ready to Eat.......or
by some Meals Refused by Ethiopians.

Thanks "A" for the info on this.



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Sorry but this is no joke. But take about your thousand words

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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Got a virus - so it's not going to be a every day thing

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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For awhile. I know a guy but he's very busy and it well just take awhile but keep checking in. THANKS



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And this news just in from my "Favorite Wine Person"

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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and this news is in just in time for the X-mas season. Thank goodness,
California vintners in the Napa Valley area that primarily produces Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and will reduce the number of trips a person has to make to the bathroom during the night.

They will be marketing the new wine as "Pinot More".


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When the other half works too

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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Jane's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they
both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was
woman's work!

But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children
bathed,one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer,
dinner on the stove, and the table set.

She was astonished --- something's up. It turns out that Charley
had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do
their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all
about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped
the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything
away. "I really enjoyed the evening."

But what about afterward?" asked her friends.


Oh, that was perfect too. Charley was too tired!"
God is good ....



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Is something male or female?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.


5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.


6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.


7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.


9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.



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Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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10. "Talk about a huge breast!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"



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Thanksgiving

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the kitchen;
I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.
I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest,
this rooms a disaster, just look at this mess!

Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.
They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!
My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs,
The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.

There's a knock at the door and the telephone's ringing;
Frosting drips on the counter as the microwave's dinging.
Two pies in the oven, dessert's almost done;
my cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.

I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;
Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.
He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;
then grins as he chuckles "The eggnog is ready !"

He looks all around and with total regret,
says "What's taking so long....aren't you through in here yet ??"
As quick as a flash I reach for a knife;
He loses an earlobe; I wanted his life !

He flees from the room in terror and pain
and screams "MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE !!"
Now what was I doing, and what is that smell ?
Oh, darn, it's the pies !! They're burned all to hell

I hate to admit when I make a mistake,
but I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.
What else can go wrong ?? Is there still more ahead?
If this is good living, I'd rather be dead.

Lord, don't get me wrong, I love holidays;
It just leaves me exhausted, all shaky and dazed.
But I promise you one thing, If I live till next year,
You won't find me pulling my hair out in here.

I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter;
and if that doesn't work,
I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED



HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!



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A Special Thanksgiving Poem For You!

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner

stay off your thighs!



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Did You Know?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most
popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you
have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand .

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield
wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey.

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other
day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed
frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making
the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence, "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago
that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey
month.. which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in
old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down. It's where we get the
phrase" mind your P's and Q's

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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle
baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a
refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the
phrase inspired by this practice.


~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~


At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick
their elbow.

Thanks ED



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