Friday, January 14, 2005

Men are easy.


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

This has got to be one of the best singles ads
ever. The
following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to
have
received numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES
to
play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in
your pickup
truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy
winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and
watch me
respond. I'll be at the front door when you get
home from
work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and
I'm
yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
Atlanta
Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador
retriever.

Men are so easy.



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Thursday, January 13, 2005

A thought from Doug McLeod


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod
on top shows a lack
of confidence." -Doug McLeod



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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

china trip


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
While in China, he was
very sexually active and did not use
condoms.

A week after arriving back home in the States,
he awoke one morning
to find his penis covered with bright green and
purple
spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his
doctor. The doctor,
never having seen anything like this before, orders
some
tests and tells the man to return in two days
for the
results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the
doctor says, "I've got
bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's
very rare and almost unheard of here. We know
very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says,
"Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers,
"I'm
sorry, there's no known cure. We have to
amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I
want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go
ahead if
you want, but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese
doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor
examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes,
Mongolian VD. Very rare
disease!"

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I
already know that, but
what can you do? My American doctor wants to
operate
and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs,
"Stupid American
doctor! American doctor, always want to operate.
Make
more money, that way. No need to operate!"

"Oh thank God!" the man replies. "Yes!" says the
Chinese doctor, "You
no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!
Painless!"





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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Is that a Chicken joke? (laugh-in remember)


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The
chicken is leaning against
the
> headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied
smile on it's face.
The
> egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet,
rolls over, and says
> "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT
question."



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Monday, January 10, 2005

Women drivers


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang
doing 65 miles per
hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her
eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I
looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on
that makeup!!!

It scared me (I'm a man)so bad, I dropped my
electric shaver, which
knocked
the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out
the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned BIG JIM
AND THE TWINS, ruined the damn phone and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT
CALL!!!!!!!

DAMM WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Sunday, January 09, 2005

Health Bulletin (Joke)


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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United States Marine Corps



. A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart
attacks..than. the

. British or Americans.
. B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat
and also suffer
fewer
.
. heart attacks than the British or Americans.
. C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart
attacks
.
. than the British or Americans.
. D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine, and also suffer
fewer
.
. heart attacks than the British or Americans
. E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's
speaking English that
.kills you.



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Saturday, January 08, 2005

Can't beat this


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

The difference between meat and fish is...
If you beat your fish it'll die!



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giving 103%


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps




Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that
might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If :
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge
will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put
you over the top.
So, the next time someone claims to be giving over
100%, you know what
he is doing.

And if your boss demands more than 100%, then
feed it to him




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Friday, January 07, 2005

Listing well to the spoken WORD


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

John was coming home late the other night when the flash of red in the mirror
told him that he was about to meet one of our
state's finest. He was surprised to see that the
officer was a young, attractive woman.
After the preliminaries, she stated, "Anything
you say will be held against you."

John's response, ". . . Tits"



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THE CRACKED WATER POT, From The PuterDiva


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps


> >
> >
> > A water bearer in India had two large pots,
each hung on each end of a
> pole which he carried across his neck. One of
the pots had a crack in
> it,
> and
> while the other pot was perfect and always
delivered a full portion of
> water at the end of the long walk from the stream
to the master's house,
> the
> cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full
two years this went on
> daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a
half pots full of water
> in
> his
> master's house. Of course, the perfect pot was
proud of its
> accomplishments,
> perfect to the end for which it was made. But
the poor cracked pot was
> ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable
that it was able to
> accomplish only half of what it had been made to
do. After two years of
> what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it
spoke to the water bearer
> one
> day
> by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I
want to apologize to you."
> Why?" asked the bearer. "What are you ashamed
of?" I have been able,
> for
> these past two years, to deliver only half my
load because this crack
> in
> my side causes water to leak out all the way back
to your master's
> house.
> Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this
work, and you don't get
> full value from your efforts," the pot said.
> The water bearer felt sorry for the old cracked
pot, and in his
> compassion
> he said, "As we return to the master's house, I
want you to notice the
> beautiful flowers along the path." Indeed, as
they went up the hill,
> the
> old cracked pot took notice of the sun warming
the beautiful wild
> flowers on
> the side of the path, and this cheered it some.
But at the end of the
> trail,
> it still felt bad because it had leaked out half
its load, and so again
> it
> apologized to the bearer for its failure.
> The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that
there were flowers
> only
> on your side of your path, but not on the other
pot's side? That's
> because I
> have always known about your flaw, and I took
advantage of it. I
> planted
> flower seeds on your side of the path, and every
day while we walk back
> from the stream, you've watered them. For two
years I have been able to
> pick
> these beautiful flowers to decorate my master's
table. Without you
> being
> just the way you are, he would not have this
beauty to grace his
> house."
>
> Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws.
We're all cracked pots.
> Some
> of us are old, some not so smart, some fat, some
bald, some physically
> challenged, but it's the cracks and flaws we
each have that make our
> lives
> together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to take
> each
> person for what they are, and look for the good
in them. There is a lot
> of
> good out there. There is a lot of good in you!
Blessed are the
> flexible,
> for they shall not be bent out of shape. Remember
to appreciate all the
> different people in your life! Or as I like to
think of it - if it's
> not
> for the crackpots in my life, it would be pretty
boring....

B, AKA The PuterDiva of letsnet.org
MCP,MCT,MCSE,A+
Technical Instructor



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Thursday, January 06, 2005

The "F" word


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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>> >>> (Correct use of the "F" word)

>> >>>

>> >>> When is @#$% Acceptable?

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>There are only eleven times in history when the "F"

>> word has been considered acceptable for use.

>> >>>

>> >>>They are as follows:

>> >>>

>> >>>11. "What the @#$% do you mean,

>> >>>we are sinking?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>10. "What the @#$% was that?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Custer, 1877

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>8. "Any @#$%ing idiot

>> >>>could understand that."

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Einstein, 1938

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Picasso, 1926

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>6. "How the @#$%

>> >>>did you work that out?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>5. "You want WHAT

>> >>>on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Michelangelo, 1566

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,

>> >>>my ass!"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Noah, 4314 BC

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Bill Clinton, 1998

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>and a drum roll please............!

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>

>> >>>1. "Geez, I didn't think

>> >>>

>> >>>they'd get this

>> >>>

>> >>>@%#*^ing mad."

>> >>>

>> >>>-- Saddam Hussein, 2003



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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Sorry, I've been sick. Meanwhile enjoy this one


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

And it maybe be a couple of more day till I'm back at. Mean while there is this one,
At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. She is a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the
expected "knock" on the door.

Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85
year old groom, ready for "action."

They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Morris. Again, he is ready for "action."

Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more
"conjugal bliss."

When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the
door, as fresh as a 25-year old, ready for more passion. Once again, they
enjoy one another.

But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was
here already?"


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Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Your hair smells great


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day,
> > stands very close to her,
> > draws in a large breath of air and tells her that
> > her hair smells nice.
> > After
> > a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and
> > goes to Human Resources.
> > Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the
> > coworker does, and that
> >
> > she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
> > him. The HR supervisor is
> >
> > puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What is
> > sexually threatening about a
> > coworker telling you your hair smells nice? The
> > woman replies, "It's
> > Keith...... The midget."



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Monday, January 03, 2005

Word Meaning


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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Well, I'll be .................

Ever wonder where the word SHIT comes from? Well, here it is:

Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years
ago) by ship.

In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water
(at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of
fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is methane gas.

As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could
(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the
first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered
what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to
"Ship High In Transit."

In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that
came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the
production of methane.

Bet you didn't know the history of that word.

Neither did I. I always thought it was a golf term



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Sunday, January 02, 2005

Happy New year fun, just like the Santa & raindear one


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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United States Marine Corps


http://web.icq.com/friendship/swf/0,,16961_rs,00.swf


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Saturday, January 01, 2005

From The PuterDiva - A Message


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
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United States Marine Corps

This was written by an 83-year-old woman to her friend.
>
> Dear Abby,
>
> I'm reading more and dusting less. I'm sitting
in the yard and
> admiring the
> view without fussing about the weeds in the
garden. I'm spending more
> time
> with my family and friends and less time
working. Whenever possible,
> life
> should be a pattern of experiences to savor,
not to endure. I'm trying
> to
> recognize these moments now and cherish them.
>
> I'm not "saving" anything; we use our good
china and crystal for every
>
> special event such as losing a pound, getting
the sink unstopped, or
> the
> first Amaryllis blossom. I wear my good blazer
to the market. My
> theory is
> if I look prosperous, I can shell out $28.49
for one small bag of
> groceries.
>
> I'm not saving my good perfume for special
parties, but wearing it for
>
> clerks in the hardware store and tellers at the
bank. "Someday" and
> "one of
> these days" are losing their grip on my
vocabulary. If it's worth
> seeing or
> hearing or doing, I want to see and hear and do
it now.
>
> I'm not sure what others would've done had they
known they wouldn't be
> here
> for the tomorrow that we all take for granted.
I think they would have
>
> called family members and a few close friends.
They might have called
> a few
> former friends to apologize and mend fences for
past squabbles. I like
> to
> think they would have gone out for a Chinese
dinner or for whatever
> their
> favorite food was. I'm guessing; I'll never
know.
>
> It's those little things left undone that would
make me angry if I
> knew my
> hours were limited. Angry because I hadn't
written certain letters
> that I
> intended to write one of these days. Angry and
sorry that I didn't
> tell my
> husband and parents often enough how much I
truly love them. I'm
> trying
> very hard not to put off, hold back, or save
anything that would add
> laughter and luster to our lives. And every
morning when I open my
> eyes,
> tell myself that it is special. Every day,
every minute, every breath
> truly
> is a gift from God.
>
> If you received this, it is because someone
cares for you. If you're
> too
> busy to take the few minutes that it takes
right now to forward this,
> would
> it be the first time you didn't do the little
thing that would make a
> difference in your relationships?
>
> I can tell you it certainly won't be the last.
Take a few minutes to
> send
> this to a few people you care about, just to
let them know that you're
>
> thinking of them. "People say true friends must
always hold hands, but
> true
> friends don't need to hold hands because they
know the other hand will always be there."

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The Baptist Bra


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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>
>
> A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department
> Store and
> said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra
> for my
> wife, size 36B."
> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> "Baptist," said the man. "She said get a Baptist bra, and that you'd
> know
> what she meant."
> "Ah yes, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't sell many of
> those.
> Mostly our customers want the Catholic type, the Salvation
> Army type, or
> the Presbyterian type."
> Confused, the man asked, "What's the difference between them?"
> The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple... the Catholic
> type
> supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen,
> and the
> Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. Then there's the
> Baptist type."
> "What does that do?" asked the man.
> She replied, "It makes mountains out of molehills."



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