Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Can you Find the Difference???


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See how smart you really are!!!

The two pictures on the link below appear identical to one another, but

there are three differences. I could only find two. How many can you

spot?


http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf



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Monday, October 25, 2004

George Carlin's Views on Aging


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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is
>when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about
>aging that you think in fractions.
>
>"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a
>half. You're four and a half, going on five!
>
>That's the key.
>
>You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next
>number, or even a few ahead.
>
>"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna
>be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the
>words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS !!!
>
>But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad
>milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a
>sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
>
>You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
>
>Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you
>REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.
>
>But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
>
>So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
>
>You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day
>thing; you HIT Wednesday!
>
>You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you
>TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
>
>And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was
>JUST 92."
>
>Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little
>kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
>
>May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
>
>HOW TO STAY YOUNG
>
>1.Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let
>the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them" .
>
>2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
>
>3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
>whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
>And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
>
>4. Enjoy the simple things.
>
>5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
>
>6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is
>with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
>
>7. Surround yourself with what you love, Whether it's family, pets,
>keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
>
>8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
>improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
>
>9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county;
>to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
>
>10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
>
>AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
>
>Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
>that take our breath away.
>
>And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares?
>
>But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each
>day.



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Sunday, October 24, 2004

A joke. Maybe, maybe not...


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the
new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.





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Saturday, October 23, 2004

BUSH SUPPORTERS MISLED


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A new study by the Program on International Policy
Attitudes (PIPA) shows that supporters of President
Bush hold wildly inaccurate views about the world.
For example, "a large majority [72 percent] of Bush
supporters believe that before the war Iraq had
weapons of mass destruction."[1] Most Bush supporters
[57 percent] also believe that the recently
released report by Charles Duelfer, the administration's
hand-picked weapons inspector, concluded Iraq either
had WMD or a major program for developing them.[2]
In fact, the report concluded "Saddam Hussein did
not produce or possess any weapons of mass
destruction for more than a decade before the U.S.-led
invasion" and the U.N. inspection regime had "curbed his
ability to build or develop weapons."[3]

According to the study, 75 percent Bush supporters
also believe "Iraq was providing substantial
support to al Qaeda."[4] Most Bush supporters [55
percent] believe that was the conclusion of the 9/11
commission.[5] In fact, the 9/11 commission concluded
there was no "collaborative relationship" between
al-Qaeda and Iraq.[6]

Bush supporters also hold inaccurate views about
world public opinion of the war in Iraq and a range
of Bush's foreign policy positions.[7]

Sources:

1. "The Separate Realities of Bush and Kerry
Supporters," Program on International Policy Attitudes,
10/21/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64458.
2. Ibid,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64458.
3. "Iraq's Illicit Weapons Gone Since Early '90s,
CIA Says," Los Angeles Times, 10/07/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64459.
4. "The Separate Realities of Bush and Kerry
Supporters," Program on International Policy Attitudes,
10/21/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64458.
5. Ibid,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64458.
6. "Al Qaeda-Hussein Link Is Dismissed," Washington
Post, 6/17/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64460.
7. "The Separate Realities of Bush and Kerry
Supporters," Program on International Policy Attitudes,
10/21/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=64458.



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I think you are about due for a groaner!


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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
Saran Wrap.

The psychiatrist says,
"Well...I can clearly see your nuts."



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Friday, October 22, 2004

A joke


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


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If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, who cuts it up for lumber?

WEll, maybe not.

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

KERRYOPOLY


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http://www.rnc.org/kerryopoly/default.asp


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Kerry vs. Kerry, Boxing fun this time


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http://www.rnc.org/kerryvskerry/

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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

A stretch vet? Yeap.


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Not a good thing to have happen...


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Monday, October 18, 2004

The George Millers Pension Fairness Act , from a friend;


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October 12, 2004


Last Friday, Representative George Miller (D-CA), the top Democrat on the House Education and Workforce Committee, introduced legislation to prohibit companies that dump their employees' under-funded pension plans from also contributing to executive retirement plans.


Miller stated that he introduced the bill to create more of a level playing field in the corporate retirement world, where an increasing number of large companies are dumping their under-funded multi-billion dollar pension plans onto the taxpayer-backed Pension Benefit Guarantee Corporation (PBGC), while simultaneously continuing to contribute toward their top executives' retirement plans. Miller's Pension Fairness Act of 2004 would prohibit paying or promising deferred compensation to directors and officers for a 5-year period should a company terminate its employee pension plans during Chapter 11 or reducing employee pension benefits by switching to "cash balance" retirement plans. Among other provisions, the prohibition would begin on the date of any notice of intent to terminate or date of adoption of a cash balance amendment (with a one year look-back to prevent trickery by executives).


Miller stated, "There are too many examples of private companies taking care of their executives' retirement compensation plans while they allow their employees' hard-earned retirement plans to be ruined. From Enron on, many companies are taking care of the captains while leaving the sailors adrift," Miller added. "My bill says that if you drop the employee pension plan, you cannot simultaneously add to the executive compensation plan for five years. I think most Americans would say that's fair."


Miller has long advocated greater parity for the treatment of executives and employees in a variety of pension situations. He has authored numerous pension reform bills and will push for passage of the Fairness Act through the Workforce Committee.


A press release from Congressman Miller's Office listed examples of golden nest eggs that grow for executives even as workers pensions are cut. The release includes:

Glenn Tilton's protected $4.5 million pension trust;

Steven Wolf's $15 million lump sum pension payout just 6 months prior to US Airways' filing for bankruptcy;

Delta Airline's special retirement trusts set up for 33 executives in the same year workers' pensions were changed to a cash balance plan that effectively cut pensions by 50%; and

Seven American Airlines' executives taking retention bonuses and $41 million in pretax contributions to their executive pension trust fund within days of demanding massive wage, benefit and work rules changes from employees.


Of course, these executives would have employees and others believe that they are never the ones responsible for the sacrifices imposed on employees. As PBGC Executive Director Bradley Belt stated before the Senate Commerce Committee last week, United Airlines would be happy to see the PBGC terminate employee pensions. Bradley stated, "they would be happy, management indicated to us, for us to step in and terminate the plans. They wanted the government to be the bad guy."




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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Want to find the MOST in dinning I know of today???



Forbes Mill Steakhouse


An hours drive up the coast and over the hills from Monterey, CA to Los Gatos, worth the beautiful drive to arrive about 6 P.M for dinner. Yes, we were in Monterey for our 16th Ann. and we went for a one hour drive out of Monterey to eat dinner.

Having hear of it's opening a year or so ago, we waited till this year to see how they'd done. In a word, Beautiful.

From the people at the front desk that greet you to the bus boys ever one and everthing is beautiful. So many times there a failure if it's not the food, it's the service. Not here. So, if your in CA in SF or Monterey drive to Los Gatos for the best way to spend $120 for two for the dinner. And have a moment that well take you back in time to when "The Customer" was everthing to team of people try to make your time with them the best it could ever be.



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Saturday, October 16, 2004

Unlikely Visionary Behind Race to Space


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By HELEN O'NEILL, AP Special Correspondent

SpaceShipOne visionary Peter Diamandis wasn't thinking about history as he stood in the Mojave desert and watched a small, shuttlecock-shaped craft glide back to Earth having nudged the edge of space.



He just thought it looked beautiful.

It was only the following day, after the thousands of cheering spectators had disappeared, after the jubilant speeches had dried up along with the champagne, as Diamandis was driving his father back to Los Angeles, that euphoria — and relief — swept over him.

So many people had trusted him, backed him, bailed him out even when others had ridiculed his notion of jump-starting space tourism by offering a $10 million prize for the first privately financed passenger craft to soar 62 miles through the atmosphere and return safely to earth.

At last, he told his father, "the fuse has been lit."

Gently his father reminded him that he was the one who ignited it.

The headlines from the Oct. 4 flight (and the congratulatory call from President Bush (news - web sites)) went to aviator Burt Rutan, who designed SpaceShipOne; to pilots Michael Melvill and Brian Binnie, who flew it in two separate suborbital flights a week apart; and to billionaire Paul Allen who financed it.

But the vision behind the voyage, the brains behind the $10 million purse that spurred it, belong to a small, intense, impeccably dressed son of Greek immigrants, a man so obsessed by space that even his mother jokingly wonders if her son carries an extraterrestrial gene.

Diamandis, 43, is deadly serious about his dreams. And they go far beyond the commercial space travel that many believe was initiated this month.

Diamandis has visions of living in space, of exploring the stars, and of eventually — though perhaps not in his lifetime — colonizing them.

And, as his friends and even his skeptics point out, Peter Diamandis has a habit of turning dreams into reality.

"Peter is truly the Raymond Orteig of our time," says his longtime friend and partner Gregg Maryniak.

Orteig was the immigrant French hotelier who, in 1919, offered a prize of $25,000 for the first nonstop flight between New York and Paris — a prize that was captured by Charles Lindbergh when he landed his "Spirit of St. Louis" in Paris on May 21, 1927 — 33 1/2 hours after setting off from Roosevelt Field on Long Island. Lindbergh's flight forever changed the way people viewed air travel, and within years trans-Atlantic passenger flights had become a fact of life.

Diamandis predicts his X Prize will do the same for space.

Unlike Orteig, however, Diamandis is far more than just the moneyman.

From the time he was a child in Long Island, smitten by images of the Apollo moon landings, Diamandis has poured his heart and soul into researching space and trying to speed up his chances of getting there. He gave up on the idea of government-sponsored space flight after the 1986 Challenger disaster derailed NASA (news - web sites)'s space shuttle program. The quickest route to space, he decided, would be through privately funded missions.

So Diamandis set out to make it possible.



In 1980, as a freshman at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (news - web sites), he founded Students for the Exploration and Development of Space, which now has chapters all over the world. He hosted conferences, gave speeches, wrote papers and became the natural leader of a like-minded band of brothers who followed the teaching of futurist and Princeton University physicist Gerard O'Neill.

"The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us are going to the stars." It became Diamandis' mantra.

Diamandis moved on to Harvard Medical School (news - web sites) largely to please his parents, who were more than a little baffled by their only son's obsession.

"I understood his passion," said Tula Diamandis, who urged her son to become a doctor like his father. "It was just hard for me to embrace it."

Even over the phone, Diamandis seems to find it a little disquieting, how his dreams have defined his life. Eventually he would like a home and family, he says. But first he wants to get to space.

"I feed on it intellectually. I believe in it," Diamandis says. "I just don't feel right doing anything else."

And so, over the years, Diamandis has done little else. He organized space conferences and web sites. He started foundations to promote space travel. He founded the International Space University, which started as a summer school and now has permanent campus and staff in Strasbourg, France.

He got a medical degree from Harvard and an aerospace engineering degree from MIT. He started his own rocket company. He co-founded the Zero Gravity Corp., which just this summer got approval from the FAA (news - web sites) to conduct weightless flights for the public aboard a specially modified Boeing 727-200.

Remarkably, he always found backers and believers. And though occasionally his schemes sputtered, more often they thrived.

"Peter just refuses to let things die," says Maryniak, who first met Diamandis as a student and is now executive director of the X Prize Foundation. "He just thinks differently, finds another way, and people end up admiring and then believing and then backing him."

In 1994, Maryniak gave his friend a copy of Lindbergh's Pulitzer-winning autobiography "The Spirit of St. Louis," hoping it would inspire Diamandis — as it had Maryniak — to get his pilot's license.

But it wasn't Lindbergh that captivated Diamandis. It was Orteig.

By the time he closed the book, Diamandis was calling everyone he knew, pitching his plan to create a space prize. He would call it the X Prize — X for mystery, X for experimental, X for the Roman numeral 10, representing the $10 million that would go to the winner.

Maryniak thought the plan outlandish, even by Diamandis' standards. Who would build the spaceships? How would they raise the money?

As usual, Diamandis ignored the disbelievers and forged ahead.

He found supporters, people like Doug King, president of the St. Louis Science Center, who urged Diamandis to capitalize on the Lindbergh-St. Louis connection and base his organization in that city. In March 1996, a group of businessmen were invited to the dining room of the historic Racquet Club. Over drinks, at the same table where an earlier generation of locals had pledged to bankroll Lindbergh, they listened as Diamandis sold them on space.

St. Louis could become a "gateway to the stars", Diamandis told them as clips from the 1957 movie "Spirit of St. Louis" starring James Stewart played in the background. Look what Lindbergh and his backers achieved, Diamandis continued: You can become the "New Spirit of St. Louis" and do the same for space.

Seven pledged $25,000 on the spot. On May 18, under the Arch, surrounded by more than a dozen astronauts, including Apollo 11 moonwalker Buzz Aldrin, Diamandis announced the creation of the X Prize.

Charles Lindbergh's grandson, Erik Lindbergh, came on board. So did science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke, after Diamandis trekked to Sri Lanka to record his message of support. The Federation Aeronautique Internationale, the organization that had certified Lindbergh as the winner of the Orteig Prize, approved. NASA Administrator Dan Goldin offered his support.

Still, there were as many skeptics as believers.

"It probably comes as no surprise that some of the leading citizens of our community have too much money and too little sense," veteran columnist Bill McClellan in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch wrote in a piece that so offended Diamandis he stuck it over his desk for years. McClellan, who acknowledged in a recent column how wrong he was, chuckles at the memory.

"I thought he was a nice young fellow, very sincere, but a dreamer," McClellan said. "I guess if I'd been writing in the time of the Wright brothers I'd have been making fun of them too."

But McClellan couldn't deny that Diamandis' competition had fired the imagination of space enthusiasts. Around the globe, teams started building rockets. Some were sleek and sophisticated and well-financed, others no more than "backyard mechanics," as McClellan described them. They had names like Starchaser, the Da Vinci project, the Mayflower — and, of course, SpaceShipOne.

The race to space was clearly on.

From the start, the hardest part for Diamandis was raising the prize money. Corporations shied away from backing a project they assumed NASA should be leading. And they worried about lending their logos to rockets that might explode before getting anywhere near space.

"Yes, it's dangerous," Diamandis found himself saying, over and over. "But it's worthwhile."

By 2001 friends and family worried privately that Diamandis might go bankrupt trying to keep the race alive. Investments had dried up, though Diamandis was working 16 hours a day trying to find backers. Maryniak was beginning to view his friend as a tragic hero.

Diamandis didn't care; Lindbergh had had his doubters, too. And the competition had already generated enormous funding for space research, which was one of the goals of the X prize. (Allen, who financed Rutan's SpaceShipOne, ended up spending over $20 million.)

Then, in September 2001, Diamandis read a Fortune magazine article about two wealthy Texans who longed to "see the stars." He flew to Dallas, met Anousheh Ansari and her brother-in-law, Amir, and flew back to St. Louis with a commitment of more than $1 million. The competition was renamed the Ansari X Prize. The infusion of money attracted more investors and the race was back on.

This month, a stubborn little spacecraft soared into a cloudless sky, and the race was won.

Overnight, Diamandis was being described as an "astropreneur" rather than a dreamer. And it seemed like the whole world was behind him.

President Bush called the pilots "true American heroes" and praised Allen and Rutan for "opening up the space frontier. Marion C. Blakey, head of the Federal Aviation Administration (news - web sites) compared it to the Kitty Hawk as she presented Binnie with astronaut wings after landing SpaceShipOne. NASA Administrator Sean O'Keefe spoke of "a new century of exploration and discovery."

Diamandis chuckles at how suddenly his dream has become reality. And he insists it is just the beginning. Already, he has launched an annual competition known as the X Prize Cup, a kind of grand prix of space, where teams will compete for fastest launches, fastest turnaround times, most number of passengers and other events.

Other grand schemes have been announced, too.

Richard Branson, the British airline mogul and adventurer, has launched a new company, Virgin Galactic, to bring paying customers into space aboard rockets like SpaceShipOne. Flights are scheduled to start in 2007.

Meanwhile the historic rocket is heading to the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum. And Diamandis is heading for Florida, where he will relax for a few days — his first vacation in years.

After that, he will hurl himself back into his quest. "I'm going to the stars," he says.

These days, people believe him.



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Friday, October 15, 2004

Not as bad as blowing an engine, but not good either...


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Seeking Work...


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This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available next January, and is willing to relocate.



RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976, for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in`Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low "C" average. I was deeply involved in sports. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

1. I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

2. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

3. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

4. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

1. I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

2. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

3. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

4. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

5. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

6. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

7. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire", Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

8. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

9. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

10. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

11. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

12. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

13. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

14. I changed the U.S policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

15. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any President in U.S. history.

16. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. I am really proud that Montana and Idaho will be well-protected.

17. I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

18. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

19. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

20. I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

21. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

22. I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

23. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

24. I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

25. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

26. I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

27. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

28. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

29. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

29. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

30. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004!



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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

FDA Approves Use of "Chips in Patients"


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By DIEDTRA HENDERSON

WASHINGTON - The Food and Drug Administration (news - web sites) on Wednesday approved an implantable computer chip that can pass a patient's medical details to doctors, speeding care.

VeriChips, radio frequency microchips the size of a grain of rice, have already been used to identify wayward pets and livestock. And nearly 200 people working in Mexico's attorney general's office have been implanted with chips to access secure areas containing sensitive documents.

Delray Beach, Fla.-based Applied Digital Solutions said it would give away $650 scanners to roughly 200 trauma centers around the nation to help speed its entry into the health care market.

A company spokesman would not say how much implanting chips would cost for humans, even though chips have been implanted in some, including Scott R. Silverman, the company's chief executive officer.

The company is targeting patients with diabetes, chronic cardiac conditions, Alzheimer's disease (news - web sites) and those who undergo complex treatments like chemotherapy, said Dr. Richard Seelig, Applied Digital Solutions' vice president of medical applications.

It's the first time the FDA (news - web sites) has approved medical use of the device, though in Mexico, more than 1,000 scannable chips have been implanted in patients. The chip's serial number pulls up the patients' blood type and other medical information.

With the pinch of a syringe, the microchip is inserted under the skin in a procedure that takes less than 20 minutes and leaves no stitches.

Silently and invisibly, the dormant chip stores a code — similar to the identifying UPC code on products sold in retail stores — that releases patient-specific information when a scanner passes over the chip.

At the doctor's office those codes stamped onto chips, once scanned, would reveal such information as a patient's allergies and prior treatments.

The FDA in October 2002 said that the agency would regulate health care applications possible through VeriChip. Meanwhile, the chip has been used for a number of security-related tasks as well as for pure whimsy: Club hoppers in Barcelona, Spain, now use the microchip much like a smartcard to speed drink orders and payment.


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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

A pic worth a thousand words, well there's three that says just "BAD DAY"


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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Monday, October 11, 2004

Breast Implants for -- MEN -- What's Up with That?


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


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SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Breast implants are becoming more and more popular with a surprising group of Shanghai citizens -- men.



The Shanghai Daily said Wednesday that most of the male patients seeking implants in China's financial hub wanted to impress women, or clients, or in some cases their boss.

The implants are similar to those used by women, but they are shaped differently and are stiffer.

Doctors warn that the surgery has certain risks and people with allergies or heart problems should find another way to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites), the newspaper said.

"To be frank, surgery is unnecessary," Liu Chunlong, from the Shanghai Ren'ai Hospital, was quoted as saying.

"Physical exercise can create the same effect and it is safer."

He said the hospital had received 40 patients this year and operated on 10, compared with just two or three such operations last year.

He said many of the patients had psychological problems.

"They ascribe the unhappiness in their lives to their weak muscles," he was quoted as saying.

"The surgery, in some instances, serves as psychological therapy."



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Sunday, October 10, 2004

WBAM FM Chicago - Mate Match


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On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: "Yes."

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.)

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touchtones ringing)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate match'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,

Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much,Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us and..."

DJ: "She saw?"

Sarah: "BRIAN?!"

Brian: "No, no I didn't..."

DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your answer, please?"

Sara: "Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this."

Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida."

DJ: "Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?"

Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass."

(long, long pause)

DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."


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Saturday, October 09, 2004

Just in case you needed this link, enjoy


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


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http://www.democraticaction.org/

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Friday, October 08, 2004

Joke


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front
door
> of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on
her feet, she
shakily
> hobbles the few feet across the store to the
counter.
>
> Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it
for support, she asks
> the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave
ddddildosss?"
>
> The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
laughing, replies: "Yes we

do
> have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
>
> The old woman then asks: Dddddoooo yyyouuuu
hhhave aaa pppinkk
> one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt
tttwoo inchesss
> thththiiickkk?"
>
> The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
>
> "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww
ttttoooo
> ttturrrnnn ttthe fuuuucccckkkingggg ttthingggg
offffff?"



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Thursday, October 07, 2004

My kind of people...


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)
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The first internal combustion engine vehicle in the world that is
powered by water and sunlight!

http://centralphysics.com/


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Just a remainder....


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)


IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
******** United States Marine Corps **********





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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Moms, ya got to love'em


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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******** United States Marine Corps **********

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000
in the collection
plate. This went on for weeks until the priest,
overcome by
curiosity, approached her.
> "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that
you put $1,000 a week
in the collection plate," he stated.
> "Why yes," she replied, "every week my
son sends me money, and
what I don't need I give to the church."
> "That's wonderful, how much does he send
you?" "Oh, $20,000
a week."
> "Your son is very successful, what does
he do for a living?"
> "He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very
honorable profession.
> "Where does he practice?"
> "Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas
and another in Reno."



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Monday, October 04, 2004

Truth or fiction ?


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a
22-year-old man at an airport
hotel after he tried to pass two
(counterfeit) $16 bills.

2. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his
49-year-old friend in
the face, seriously wounding him,
while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each
other's head.

3. A company trying to continue its five-year
perfect safety record
showed its workers a film aimed at
encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job.
According to
Industrial Machinery News, the film's
depiction of gory industrial accidents was so
graphic that twenty-five
workers suffered minor injuries in
their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen
others fainted, and one
man required seven stitches after
he cut his head falling off a chair while watching
the film.

4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a
ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone
detonating one within city limits.

5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car
in St. Louis, but by
the time police arrived on the scene,
fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had
begun to complain of
whiplash injuries and back pain.

6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle
labored 13 years on a book
about Swedish economic solutions.
He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only
to have it reduced to
50,000 strips of paper in seconds
when a worker confused the copier with the
shredder.

7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC,
then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial
for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich.
She needed to see
him, and thus had him paged. Police
officers recognized his name and arrested him as he
returned to the
courthouse in a car he had stolen over
the lunch hour.

8. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a
suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and
connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's
lying" was placed in the copier, and
police pressed the copy button each time they
thought the suspect wasn't
telling the truth. Believing the "lie
detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

9. When two service station attendants in Ionia,
Michigan, refused to
hand over the cash to an intoxicated
robber, the man threatened to call the police. They
still refused, so
the robber called the police and was
arrested.

10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired
of walking," stole a
steamroller and led police on a 5 mph
chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought
the vehicle to a stop.



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Sunday, October 03, 2004

"OOPS" ...a true story! They're the funniest.


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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This had most of the state of Michigan
laughing for 2 days and
a very
> embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely
think
> before she speaks. What happens when you
predict snow but don't
get
> any?
> >This is a true story . . . .
> >There was a female news anchor who, the
day after it was
supposed to
> >have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked,
> >"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?"
> >
> >Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did
too
> because they were laughing so hard!



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Saturday, October 02, 2004

They did twice in one week. They're just high that's all.


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/10/04/spaceshipone.attempt.cnn/index.html



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Friday, October 01, 2004

Senior Personal Ads


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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BUSH SENDS MIXED SIGNALS ON TERRORISM


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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At last night's debate, President Bush said that we
could not hope to defeat terrorists if we have a
leader who sends mixed signals. Bush said, "you
cannot lead if you send mixed messages. Mixed messages
send the wrong signals to our troops. Mixed messages
send the wrong signals to our
allies."[1] But, throughout his presidency, Bush
has sent mixed messages on fundamental
terrorism-related issues.

For example, in September 2001 Bush said that he
was determined to capture Osama bin Laden "dead or
alive."[2] Six months later Bush said, "I don't know
where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much
time on him... I truly am not that concerned about
him."[3]

In April of this year, Bush said that we could win
the war on terrorism.[4] Then, on August 30, he
said "I don't think you can win [the war on
terror]."[5] The next day, he said "Make no mistake about it,
we are winning and we will win [the war on
terror]."[6]

Sources:

1. "Transcript: Does Bush see Kerry character
flaws?," CNN.com, 10/01/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=60179.
2. "Wanted: Dead or Alive," ABC News, 9/17/01,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=60180.
3. "President Bush Holds Press Conference," The
White House, 3/13/02,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=60181.
4. "President Addresses the Nation in Prime Time
Press Conference," The White House, 4/13/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=60182.
5. "Bush: 'You cannot show weakness in this
world'," Today Show, 8/30/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=60183.
6. "Remarks by the President of the American
Legion," The White House, 8/31/04,
http://daily.misleader.org/ctt.asp?u=2460565&l=60184.



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From Nader


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You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that the last four years have been bad for the environment—not that you'd hear that from the flacks in the Bush administration. The fact is, advanced degrees in "science" and a penchant for objectivity just aren't worth much to a White House that would much rather shore up its support with the entrenched energy lobby.

Take the case of the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS), whose report this past February, Scientific Integrity in Policymaking, exposed the seedy underbelly of the Bush administration's stranglehold on objective research in federal regulatory agencies. The White House Office of Science and Technology Policy sat on the findings of the report for a good six weeks before issuing a terse dismissal that summarily failed to address UCS' concerns. Unruffled, UCS went back to work, and five months later managed to produce another full report of evidence blasting the Bush administration's embrace of junk science in the crafting of its policies.

Given the mainstream media's unhealthy fixation with uncritical coverage of the Bush administration's ongoing experiment with the new imperialism, it isn't surprising that the rapidly deteriorating state of global environmental health has fallen through the cracks. Fortunately for the American public, organizations like UCS continue their work to raise awareness of the US' glaring neglect of its responsibilities. A national commitment to environmental stewardship must become the lynchpin of any and all future policies—for there is no denying that our current dependence on fossil fuels not only has a profoundly negative impact on the environment but also wields alarming influence on US foreign policy.

The Nader/Camejo campaign believes that ambitious renewable energy standards must be at the heart of a vital shift in the government's attitude toward preserving the environment. The achievement of such standards promises to turn back the clock on current trends of environmental degradation in the long term and provide a much-needed boost to the national economy immediately and for years to come. In combination with reviving the regulatory agencies responsible for punishing corporations' neglect and abuse of their environmental responsibilities, a national effort to revamp our domestic energy infrastructure can only bode well for our future ecological welfare.

The Nader/Camejo Team



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"Protections" for Utah Rivers Emerge as Gift to Oil and Gas Industry


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Three days before announcing "protections" for scenic Utah rivers, the Interior Department opened up nearly 5,000 acres of the preserved canyon area to oil and gas drilling--a far more serious threat to the area's environment than mining, according to a report released today by the Environmental Working Group (EWG). [1]

"The Department of Interior's own records show that there is little or no interest in metals mining on the lands that [Secretary of the Interior] Gale Norton announced she is 'protecting'," Dusty Horwitt, an EWG analyst, told BushGreenwatch. "But highly destructive oil and gas drilling may still go forward on thousands of acres of these sensitive lands."

Earlier this month, at a publicized picnic in Moab, Utah, Norton dramatically signed an order "protecting" 112,000 acres around the Colorado, Dolores and Green River canyons from hardrock mining claims, even though there hasn't been any commercial mining in the area for the past 50 years.

But the order left the area wide open to oil and gas drilling. EWG's analysis of federal land--use records shows the oil and gas industry controls 8.2 times more land in the "protected" area and surrounding lands than the mining industry.

EWG also discovered that the administration had actually leased nearly 5,000 acres of the canyon area to oil and gas interests just days before signing the mining protection order.

Secretary Norton's order does nothing to protect the canyons from noise pollution or water quality threats that arise from drilling oil and gas wells in close proximity to the rivers. Moreover, it only prohibits future mining claims; existing claims (there are 3,300 acres of them) are grandfathered in. [2]

The area in question is home to six threatened and endangered species (including the bald eagle), 161 prehistoric sites and a $4 million recreational industry, according to a Bureau of Land Management media advisory. [3]

Norton's announcement appears to take a page out of pollster Frank Luntz's briefing book, which told conservative lobbyists and politicians how to explain environmental rollbacks in a way that would convince the public that what they were doing was best for the environment.

According to Luntz, environmental opponents should exhibit "sincerity and concern" when addressing the public on environmental matters, regardless of the actions being taken. "Once you show people that your heart is in the right place and make them comfortable listening to what you have to say, then the conservative, free market approach to the environment actually has the potential to be quite popular," he wrote in a memo obtained by EWG. [4]

Norton told those attending this month's, invitation-only picnic that she had visited the scenic canyons just after finishing law school and, "When I heard we were offering protections here, I personally wanted to be part of it." [5]

An opinion piece in the Sept. 16 Desert News called Norton's statements nothing short of "greenwashing" and "hypocrisy." It noted that environmental protesters heavily outnumbered government officials and VIPs during the announcement, even though it was promoted as a benefit to the local environment. [6]

###

SOURCES:
[1] EWG report.
[2] Ibid.
[3] "Secretary of the Interior Gale A. Norton to Sign Hard Rock Mining Withdrawal of Nearly 200 Miles of Utah Recreational Riverways," Bureau of Land Management press release, Sept. 10, 2004.
[4] Luntz memo.
[5] "Hard Rock Mining Banned," Deseret News, Sept. 12, 2004.
[6] "Three Rivers Deal A Sorry 'Greenwash'," Deseret News, Sept.16, 2004.



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Justice Justice


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One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry
> sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
>
> We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We
> didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."
>
> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us know
when
> we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but
don't
> forget to wash her, she stinks!" He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE
> that wanted the dirty cat, not him!
>
> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
> "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each
> other.
>
> The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is
located
> next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to
see
> him. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
> husband arrive.
>
> He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's
> pussy is finally clean and shaved, she now smells like a rose." "Oh, and
by
> the way, I think she's pregnant, God knows who the father is!" And he
closed
> the door.
>
> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even......



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Fwd: Immigrants poem



> Illegal Immigrants Poem
>
>
>
>
>
> I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,
>
> see employment folk.
>
>
>
> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Say I need to
> see welfare.
>
>
>
>
> Welfare say,
> "You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door."
>
>
>
> Welfare checks,
> they make you wealthy,
> Medicaid it keep
> you healthy!
>
>
> By and by,
> I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> American dummy.
>
>
>
> Write to friends
> in motherland,
> Tell them 'come
> fast as you can.'
>
>
>
> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks
>
> (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001)
>
> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare checks,
> it gets better!
> (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001)
>
> Fourteen families,
> they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
>
>
>
> Finally, white guy
> moves away,
> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
>
>
>
> "Find more aliens
> for house to rent."
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
>
>
>
> Send for family
> they just trash,
> But they, too,
> draw the welfare cash!
>
>
> Everything is
> very good,
> And soon we
> own the neighborhood.
>
>
> We have hobby
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay
> for baby feeding.
>
>
> Kids need dentist?
> Wife need pills?
> We get free!
> We got no bills!
>
>
>
> American crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
> running here.
>
>
>
> We think America
> darn good place!
> Too darn good for
> the white man race.
>
>
>
> If they no like us,
> they can scram,
> Got lots of room in
> Pakistan.
>
>
>
>
>
> SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN
>
> TAXPAYER
>
> YOU KNOW
>
>
>
>