THE REDNECK LOVE POEM ..

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.



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Humor
What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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Humor

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils
at nothing and may
freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity
with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Volatile when left alone.
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
slightly green when
placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing
agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but
gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult
to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as
young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any
chance it can get. Also
tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element:
Child) for prolonged periods
of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.
Good specimens are able to
produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly
decomposes and begins to
smell.