That's Love

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his
wife, "Marsha, we are about to
celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary.

We've had a wonderful life together, full of
contentment and blessings. But there's
something I've always wondered about.
Tell me the truth. Have you ever been
unfaithful to me?"

She hesitates a moment, then says,
"Yes, three times,Sidney."

"Three times? How could that happen?"
Sidney asks.

The wife begins recalling slowly,
"Well, do you remember
right after we were
married and we were so broke, and the
bank was going to foreclose on our
little house?"

"Yes, dear, that was really a terrible
time" replies the man.

Marsha continued, "And remember when I
went to see the banker one
night and the next day the bank extended our
loan?"

"That's hard to take" the man! says,
"but I guess it really was for us, so I
can forgive you. What was the second
time?"

"Well," she continued, "do you remember
years later when you almost died from
the heart problem because we couldn't
afford the operation?"

"Yes, of course" the man replies.
"Then you will remember that right
after I went to see the
doctor, he did
your operation at no cost?" she
explained.

"That's true" Sidney nodded. "That
shocks me, Marsha, but I do understand
that you did it out of love for me, and
I forgive you. So,
what was the third time?"

Marsha lowers her head and says,
"Sidney, do you remember
when you ran for Country Club President
and you needed 62 more votes...


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Humor - And how do you really feel?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in
the reading room and one said to the other,
''How do
you feel?

The other man replied "I feel fine."

The first man questioned him again, "I mean,
you're 72 years old,
how do you honestly feel?''

''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've
got no
hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''



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WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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After their baby was born, the panicked father went
to see the
obstetrician.

"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you,
but I'm a little
upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't
possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and
your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the
gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't
be, our families on
both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How
often have you
made love with your wife?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working
very hard for the
past
year. We only made love once or twice every few
months."

" Well, there you have it!" The doctor said
confidently.

"It's rust."



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When old people snore

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times.



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WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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After their baby was born, the panicked father went
to see the
obstetrician.

"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you,
but I'm a little
upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't
possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and
your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the
gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't
be, our families on
both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How
often have you
made love with your wife?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working
very hard for the
past
year. We only made love once or twice every few
months."

" Well, there you have it!" The doctor said
confidently.

"It's rust."




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Stroke symptons, just an FYI

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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This is not my story. Good info to have tucked in the back of our minds.

A true story - Susie is recuperating at an incredible pace for someone who had a massive stroke - all because Sherry saw Susie stumble - -(that is the key that isn't mentioned below) - and she then asked Susie the 3 questions. So simple - - this literally saved Susie's life - - I had received this informative e-mail the week Susie had her stroke.

Susie failed all three questions, and I called 911. Even though Susie had normal blood pressure readings and it did not appear to be a stroke, as she could converse to some extent with the Paramedics they took her to the hospital right away. I thank God for the sense to remember the 3 steps!

Read the following and Learn how to help recognize a possible stroke victim!

SOMETHING WE ALL NEED TO KNOW. IS IT A STROKE?

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

1. Ask the individual to SMILE.

2. Ask him / her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

3. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE.

If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. They presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual meeting last February. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage. The quicker you act, the less damage to the patient's body.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people, you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

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Stroke symptons, just an FYI

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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This is not my story. Good info to have tucked in the back of our minds.

A true story - Susie is recuperating at an incredible pace for someone who had a massive stroke - all because Sherry saw Susie stumble - -(that is the key that isn't mentioned below) - and she then asked Susie the 3 questions. So simple - - this literally saved Susie's life - - I had received this informative e-mail the week Susie had her stroke.

Susie failed all three questions, and I called 911. Even though Susie had normal blood pressure readings and it did not appear to be a stroke, as she could converse to some extent with the Paramedics they took her to the hospital right away. I thank God for the sense to remember the 3 steps!

Read the following and Learn how to help recognize a possible stroke victim!

SOMETHING WE ALL NEED TO KNOW. IS IT A STROKE?

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

1. Ask the individual to SMILE.

2. Ask him / her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

3. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE.

If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. They presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual meeting last February. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage. The quicker you act, the less damage to the patient's body.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people, you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

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Ah, those Brits

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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No public restrooms...


An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore
the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally
stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads,
and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he finds himself in a very high
class neighborhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no
restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow
side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and
decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who
says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really
HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me". He leads him to a back
"delivery alley", then along a wall to a! gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever
seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured he dges, and
huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby "That was really
decent of you... is that what you call "English Hospitality?"

"No sir" replies the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."



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Political Humor, if there is such a thing, THE OIL SHORTAGE. Ha? Ha?

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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and
TEXAS
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
~~~



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Redneck jokes

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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. A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".


The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.


Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are considered documentaries.


You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "Go ahead... you paid for the room".


You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married... there is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.


A new lottery system is in effect in Florida. It pays out $3,000,000 to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a year for a million years.


The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.


The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.


The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas was Interstate 40.


An Alabama state trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "'Bout what?"


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GEEZERS". "Unite!!" Who else would have us???

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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What is an "OLD GEEZERS"?

> "Geezers" (slang for an old man) are easy to spot:

> At sporting events, during the playing of the National Anthem, Old Geezers hold
> their caps over their hearts and sing without embarrassment.

They know the words and believe in them. Old Geezers remember World War I, the Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing, not to mention Vietnam.


If you bump into an Old Geezer on the sidewalk, he will apologize. If you pass an Old Geezer on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Geezers trust strangers and are courtly to women. Old Geezers hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
> Old Geezers get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth on TV or in movies. Old Geezers have moral courage. They seldom brag unless it's about their grandchildren.

> It's the Old Geezers who know our great country is protected, not by politicians or police, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.
> This country needs Old Geezers with their decent values. We need them now more than ever.

> Thank God for Old Geezers!
> Pass this on to all the Old Geezers you know.



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As Seen On Bumper Stickers

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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A PBS MIND
IN AN MTV WORLD


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As Seen On Bumper Stickers

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

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THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET
THE MORE i LIKE MY DOG


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As Seen On Bumper Stickers

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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United States Marine Corps

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
ARE NOT MULTIPLE CHOICE


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As Seen On Bumper Stickers

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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GOD'S COMING.
SHE'S PISSED.


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TOP 8 MORONS OF 2004

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The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik-Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT?
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22-foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.

He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!



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