Thursday, July 31, 2008

Phoenix lander confirms ice in Martian soil


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By ALICIA CHANG, AP Science Writer

LOS ANGELES - The Phoenix spacecraft has tasted Martian water for the first time, scientists reported Thursday. By melting icy soil in one of its lab instruments, the robot confirmed the presence of frozen water lurking below the Martian permafrost. Until now, evidence of ice in Mars' north pole region has been largely circumstantial.

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Signage


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AND JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK THAT HARD, HERE'S WHAT THE SIGN SAYS:

Due to the fresquency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunter, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him in case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.





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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Council bans new fast-food outlets in South L.A.


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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I'd say Big Brother is in Deep your life, but this is little brother I guess.

START
The one-year moratorium, proposed by Councilwoman Jan Perry, is aimed at attracting restaurants serving healthier fare to the area, where a study found 30% of children are obese.

By Molly Hennessy-Fiske and David Zahniser, Los Angeles Times Staff Writers
July 30, 2008


A law that would bar fast-food restaurants from opening in South Los Angeles for at least a year sailed through the Los Angeles City Council on Tuesday.

The council approved the fast-food moratorium unanimously, despite complaints from representatives of McDonald's, Carl's Jr. and other companies, who said they were being unfairly targeted.
END

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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Yahoo! Alerts
Breaking News Tuesday, July 29, 2008, 9:06 AM PDT


NEW YORK (AP) Former NBA ref Tim Donaghy has been sentenced to 15 months in prison in betting scandal.



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Look Out vid, enjoy


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Monday, July 28, 2008

Adult Wisdom (Humor)


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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As We Slide Down The Banister of Life

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called, "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice... well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will?
What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.



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Another way to save on your energy bill


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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INFO ABOUT CLOTHES DRYERS

The heating unit went out of my dryer! The repairman went in to
the dryer and pulled out the lint
filter. It was clean. We always clean the lint from the filter after every
load of clothes. He told us that he wanted to show us something.

He took the filter over to the sink and ran hot water over it. Now, this
thing is like a mesh - I'm sure you know what your dryer's lint filter
looks like. WELL.....the hot water just laid on top of the mesh!!! It
didn't go through it at all!!! He told us that dryer sheets cause a film
over that mesh and that's what burns out the heating unit.

You can't SEE the film, but it's there. He said the best way to keep your
dryer working for a very long time (and to keep your electric bill lower)
is to take that filter out and wash it ! with hot soapy water and an old
toothbrush (or other brush) at least every six months. He said that
makes the life of the dryer at least twice as long! How about that???!!!!
Learn something new everyday! I certainly didn't know dryer sheets would
do that.

Note: I went to dryer and tested my screen by running water on it. The
water collected a little but ran though the
screen. I dried it off and was ready to put it back in the dryer since the
water ran through it but, I thought what the heck; it won't hurt to wash
it while I had it out. Warm soap water and a nylon brush and I had it done
in 30 seconds. I then ran the water over the screen and what a
difference the water just gushed through it with no puddling at all and
this time I was running the water at a faster rate. That repairman knew
what he was talking about.

SEND OTHER PEOPLE HERE FOR THIS AND OTHER GOOD THINGS TO KNOW. NOT ONLY COULD IT SAVE SOMEONE'S DRYER, BUT IT COULD SAVE SOMEONE'S HOME!



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Friday, July 25, 2008

Oil and gas continue to DROP


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As of 10:09 GMT+8 oil is at $123.56 down anothe $1.93. And Gas is at 3.0275 down 0.0319 as of this same time. These are numbers from the futures markets, gas at the pump around here is falling as well. One station, a 76 union no less, is at $3.89 a gal for the cheap stuff and .20 or .30 lower on the higher one.
Keep your fingers crossed.

It's been a good week



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This is Serious! Wash them with water


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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This incident happened recently in North Texas.

A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting the m to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.


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Monday, July 21, 2008

Want to know what bankS might fail next


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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Go read what I just put in one of my other
http://the-peoples-patriot.blogspot.com/
Link below




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Thursday, July 17, 2008

The why's, Humor


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

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The Why's of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enoug h time)



3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE O N THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)



(You'r e laughing, aren't you?!?!)



5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)



7 . HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don't know.....it never happened)



(C'mon guys, we laugh at your Blonde jokes!)


And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn or take out the garbage)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!


One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he s tepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mea n when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calli ng your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband fro m reading yo ur e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

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Send at least five bright,funny women you know here and make their day!
And send five bright men who have enough sense of humor to takeit!!!!



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Oil tumbles for 3rd day following natural gas (UPDATED: 10:56 a.m.)


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NEW YORK (AP) — Oil prices fell sharply today following two days of declines, dragged down further by a massive sell-off of natural gas.

The slide accelerated amid growing concerns about the weakening U.S. economy.

Light, sweet crude for August delivery was down $4.08 at $130.52 a barrel before midday on the New York Mercantile Exchange. Prices have fallen about $14 in just the past three days.

“This market is acting much different than it has during this entire bull run,” said James Cordier, president of Tampa, Fla.-based trading firms Liberty Trading Group and OptionSellers.com. “I think it’s because the fundamentals are finally turning from extremely bullish to slightly bearish. But slightly bearish is enough to tip the market.”

Natural gas futures for August delivery fell as much as 8.2 percent in the day, the biggest one-day drop in nearly a year. Natural gas fell 13.8 percent on Aug. 20, 2007, according to Nathan Golz, researcher at Wachovia Securities in St. Louis.

Prices for the key heating, cooking and power generation fuel have tumbled more than 20 percent since their peak before the Fourth of July, and are now trading at their lowest point since April.

The Energy Department’s Energy Information Administration said in its weekly report that natural gas inventories held in underground storage in the lower 48 states rose by 104 billion cubic feet to more 2.31 trillion cubic feet for the week ending July 11. That is despite the fact that supplies are 2.1 percent below the five-year average for this time of year.

Oil prices fell more than $10 over the previous two days on growing concerns that inflation and other economic concerns could reduce demand for crude. A surprisingly large gain in oil and refined fuel inventories in the U.S. prolonged the sell-off, because it suggested more supplies were heading into storage rather than consumers’ fuel tanks.

The price for a barrel of oil briefly dipped below $130.

Reports of a pre-dawn explosion that damaged an oil pipeline in Nigeria’s restive south — the sort of threat to supply that has helped fuel crude’s recent rally — did little to prop up prices today.

A Nigerian military official said the blast on a pipeline owned by Agip, a subsidiary of the Italian energy giant Eni SpA, “affected output,” although he did not say by how much.

Col. Chris Musa, head of the Bayelsa State military, also did not say how severe the damage was, and declined to comment on what might have caused the explosion or whether it had resulted in any casualties.

The company said a sudden drop in pressure led it to halt production on pipelines carrying 47,000 gallons of oil a day.

Attacks on oil industry infrastructure in the past two years have slashed oil output by almost a quarter in Nigeria, Africa’s top crude producer.

At the gas pump, prices held steady at a record $4.114 a gallon, according to auto club AAA, the Oil Price Information Service and Wright Express. Diesel rose to a new record of $4.845, up more than half a penny.

In other Nymex trade, heating oil fell 6.62 cents to $3.7748 a gallon, while gasoline futures gained slipped fell 9.92 cents to $3.1802.

Brent crude for September delivery fell 51 to $135.30 on the ICE Futures Exchange in London.
AS of 11:55 on the chicago futures market, oil is $129.60 down 5 pts.



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Security tips for Net-connected travelers


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It's never been easier to stay connected while you're traveling—just make sure you're not leaving yourself wide open to snoopers in the process. Check out these tips for staying connected and secure at the same time.

Internet cafés: Always a welcome haven for weary travelers looking for news from home and messages from friends and family, your garden-variety Internet café is also a playground for hackers looking to grab your info. Unlike networks at home or at work, Net cafés networks (be they in the U.S. or abroad) are pretty much wide open, meaning that it’s a cinch for anyone to follow your every click and keystroke—and that includes any usernames, passwords, or messages you send.

Sign in securely: Want to log in to your Web mail? Don't do it unless you can do so securely. Most major Web mail services (such as Yahoo! Mail or Gmail) give you the option to send your username and password over a secure Web page. Check the address bar in the browser you're using; if you see a padlock icon or "https://" in the URL, you're good. If you only see "http://," however, any login info you send will go "in the clear," meaning that network sniffers will be able to snag your username and password with ease.
Uncheck the "keep me signed in" option: Most portals and Web mail clients will remember your login info so you don't have to sign in every time—and that's especially convenient for snoopers looking to access your accounts. Clear out the "keep me signed in" checkbox when you first log in, and make sure you're fully signed out when you're done surfing.
Pretend it's a postcard: Even if you've logged in securely, many Web mail services still send e-mail messages over unsecured Web pages. Keep that in mind when you're composing your missives—don't send credit card numbers, social security info, passport numbers, or anything else you consider sensitive. After all, you wouldn't write your credit card number on the back of a postcard, right?
Clear browser histories and caches: If possible, erase your tracks when you're down browsing. Look under the "Internet Options" drop-down menu (not all Net cafés let you do this, unfortunately), and delete the browser's history and caches files. This won't permanently erase the Web files you downloaded, mind you, but it'll make it tougher for the next user to see where you've been browsing.
Keep an eye out: Here's a simple but effective method some hackers use to break into your accounts: simply looking over your shoulder as your enter your username and password. Take a quick look and see if anyone's lurking behind you before you log in.

Wi-Fi hotspots: Wireless access points make to log on if you're traveling with your laptop, but if anything, public wireless access points can be even more insecure than Internet cafés. That's because snoopers can easily—and wirelessly—sniff unsecured Wi-Fi traffic, looking for passwords and personal info. You might even log onto an "evil twin": a benign-looking hotspot that's actually run by a hacker.

Follow the Net café rules: Most of the tips I've listed for Internet cafés apply to open Wi-Fi hotspots as well. You don't have to worry about completely logging out your Web mail (unless someone steals your laptop, that is), but treat e-mail messages and info sent over unsecured Web pages as if they can be read by anyone.
Careful with IM: It may be tempting to fire up your IM client and start chatting away, but again, keep in mind that most IM apps send messages without encryption.
Disable sharing preferences: Have file sharing enabled on your laptop? If so, you're leaving your system open to attack every time you log into an unsecured hotspot. Luckily, Windows XP and Vista will prompt you for security settings whenever you access a new network; make sure to lock down your laptop by picking the most secure Internet "zone." Mac users: select System Preferences, Sharing, and turn file sharing off.

Cell phones: Luckily, the digital networks used by today's cell phones are considerably more secure than, say, an open Wi-Fi hotspot (although I'd think twice about sending my social security number via SMS). That said, here's a few tips to consider when dialing while you're abroad.

Password-protect your phone: Here's the problem with losing your phone while you're on the road: not only are you out a handset, there's also a good chance that whoever found your phone will start making calls, snooping around your old messages, and combing through your contacts. Your phone's password lock isn't exactly NSA-approved, but at least it'll stop opportunists from snooping around and/or running up your bill. Also, if you do lose your phone, contact your carrier immedialy to suspend your wireless service.
Beware roaming charges: Don't make calls while you're abroad without first checking with your carrier about international roaming plans—and this applies for both voice and data calls. (Just ask the travelers who checked their e-mail every hour and came home to massive phone bills.) More of a consumer tip than security advice, I know, but still worth mentioning.
Have any security tips for travelers that you'd like to share? Fire away.



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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Pic wroth a thousand Words


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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Not fun reading, but then it's needed. Five Signs That You're Living Beyond Your Means


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Five Signs That You're Living Beyond Your Means
by Glenn Curtis
Monday, July 14, 2008

provided by Investopedia.com


Many people in America are living beyond their means, as personal savings rates are at their lowest levels since the Great Depression, according to the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis. Dwindling savings mean that U.S. households are taking on more debt and are less able to absorb a financial blow like the loss of a job or a downturn in the economy.

If you are concerned that your finances could be in danger, there is a way to tell whether you're in over your head. This article will provide you with five key indicators to watch for. If you find that one or more of them apply to you, it is likely time to reevaluate your spending and work on a long-term financial plan. Recognizing the problem is the first step to finding a solution.

Sign No. 1 - Your Credit Score is Below 600

Credit bureaus keep track of your payment history, outstanding loan balances and legal judgments against you. They then use this information to compile a credit score that reflects your credit worthiness. The numerical rankings go from a low of 300 to high of 850. The higher the better. It's this score that lenders use to determine whether they'll grant a loan. In general, any credit score below 600 means that you are probably in over your head.

If you aren't sure what your credit score is, contact any of the major credit bureaus (TransUnion, Equifax, Experian) and have them send you a copy of your credit report. This document will tell you what the bureaus - and ultimately lenders and financial institutions - think of your finances.

Sign No. 2 - You are Saving Less Than 5%

In 2005, the average rate of personal savings was an astonishing -0.5%, according to the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis. That means that not only were we spending all of our income, but also that a good number of us were also dipping into personal savings. This was the worst savings rate that Americans have recorded since 1933 when it was -0.7% during the Great Depression. The rate has bounced back into positive territory, but in 2008, it still hadn't cracked 1% .

A savings rate below 5% means you could be in real danger of financial ruin if someone in your family were to have a medical emergency, or your family home were to burn to the ground. With savings this low, it likely means you wouldn't even have the money to pay the necessary insurance deductibles.

Ideally, everyone should try to save as much as they can, but in terms of targets, the rule most financial advisors suggest is 10% of your gross income. Beginning at age 30, if you were to save 10% of your $100,000 annual income in your 401(k), or $10,000 every year, and earn a rate of return of 5%, that money would grow to more than $900,000 by age 65.

Sign No. 3 - Your Credit Card Balances are Rising

If you are one of those people who pays only the minimum due on their credit card balance each month, or if you send in only a small contribution toward the principal balance, then you are most likely in over your head.

Ideally, you should only charge what you can pay off at the end of each month. When you can't afford to pay off the balance in its entirety, you should try to make at least some contribution toward the outstanding principal.

The importance of paying down credit card balances as soon as possible cannot be understated. A person with $5,000 in credit card debt that makes the minimum payment of just $200 per month will end up spending more than $8,000 and take almost 13 years to pay off that debt.

Sign No. 4 - More Than 28% of Income Goes To Your House

Calculate what percentage of your monthly income goes toward your mortgage, property taxes and insurance. If it's more than 28% of your gross income, then you are likely in over your head.

Why is 28% the magic number? Historically, conservative lenders have used the 28% threshold because their experience has told them that this is the rate at which the average person can get by, make their mortgage payments and still enjoy a reasonable standard of living. Certainly, some homeowners can get by spending a higher percentage on their homes, particularly if they cut back elsewhere, but it's a dangerous line to walk.

Sign No. 5 - Your Bills are Spiraling Out of Control

Buying on credit and paying by installment has become a national pastime. It's much easier to buy a new flatscreeen TV when the salesman breaks down the price in monthly installments. What's an extra $50 per month, right? The problem is that all of these bills start to add up, and you end up nickel and diming yourself into bankruptcy. If your monthly income is being sliced and diced to pay for dozens of unnecessary installment purchases and services, you are likely in over your head.

Lay out all of your monthly bills on your kitchen table, and go through them one by one. Do you have a cell phone bill, a PDA bill, an internet bill, a premium cable TV package, a satellite radio bill, and all of those other gadgets that generate countless monthly bills? Ask yourself whether each product or service is really necessary. For example, do you really need a 500-channel premium cable TV package, or would you really notice the difference if you had fewer channels (and paid less)?

Some of the best places to find savings include your telephone bills (cell and land line), your utility bills (turn off the lights, and don't run the air conditioning if nobody is home) and your entertainment expenses (you could stand to dine out less and to pack a lunch for work).

Bottom Line

As a nation, we are digging ourselves ever deeper into debt. To avoid becoming part of the gloomy bankruptcy and foreclosure statistics, it's important to measure your financial health regularly. The five signs presented here are not a death sentence; instead, they should be seen as symptoms that allow you to diagnose a problem before it gets worse.


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Sunday, July 13, 2008

This one works even if you under trees


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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See http://acrelectronics.com/ for more info


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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Aging Humor in Song, Looking for my....


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
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And this meant to be funny




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Saturday, July 05, 2008

$7 sex


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps

A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a
sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What
can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you
have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit
puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercouse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,
'"'m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are
you trying to find out?"

The man says, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We
do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."



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Thursday, July 03, 2008

The pic says it...


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps





D, AKA Lets, Advising at keen as The Webster, Read my other blog, http://the-peoples-patriot.blogspot.com/ and or http://the-webster.blogspot.com/

Great Wall Paper


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps





D, AKA Lets, Advising at keen as The Webster, Read my other blog, http://the-peoples-patriot.blogspot.com/ and or http://the-webster.blogspot.com/

Strange choice


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps





D, AKA Lets, Advising at keen as The Webster, Read my other blog, http://the-peoples-patriot.blogspot.com/ and or http://the-webster.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

The four stages of life


The worlds is so ass backwards today that it almost makes you wish you were dyslectic - Dennis Miller(I am dyslectic, it didn't work)

IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING
United States Marine Corps